Please don't tell me that Fast and the Furious has a good plot line. Get real. 11:21 AM Jun 27th
Please don't send me an email that makes me feel like I'm about to embark on a tooth extraction. 6:09 PM Jun 26th
Please don't declare for the NBA Draft if you didn't sort out all the possibilities with your dad beforehand (@rickyrubio9). 2:17 PM Jun 26th
Please do not prioritize slickness over logic. 8:42 AM Jun 26th
Please be able to find it with two hands and a map. 9:25 PM Jun 25th
Please be 60% brain and 40% brawn. 11:37 PM Jun 24th
Please don't text me "What are you doing?" and then cease communication. 6:34 PM Jun 24th
Please don't think you have a chance with me when you're twice my age or twice my size--horizontally. 8:47 AM Jun 24th
Please don't respond if I sign off "Good luck to you." FYI - that's a kiss off. 3:13 PM Jun 23rd
Please master the art of self-effacement like Andy Roddick has. http://bit.ly/u15Tu 10:15 AM Jun 23rd
Please understand that if I cry in disappointment over you that it's already over. 9:25 AM Jun 22nd
