Please don’t get upset when I do the same thing and only listen to maybe 25% of what you say. 9:03 AM Jun 12th
Please do not be the hot monotone guy leading me to disappoint my friends when I report, "He has the personality of a broomstick." 8:19 PM Jun 11th
Please tell me what makes a man. Is it doing the right thing, whatever the cost? I guess that and a pair of testicles. 4:03 PM Jun 11th
Please leave epic eBay feedback like this guy: http://tinyurl.com/n9ydd7 7:34 AM Jun 11th
Please don't drape yourself around me when we run into each other at the mall just because we maybe spoke 3x in high school. 10:37 PM Jun 10th
Please respect the brilliant writing on Arrested Development. 11:43 AM Jun 10th
Please don't ask if you can have my laptop when I tell you I feel like death. 3:43 PM Jun 9th
Please don't be that crappy guy my friend is dating. I already resent you for wasting my time. 3:22 PM Jun 8th
Please don’t turn down my offer to make you dinner claiming “I have too much food already.” 8:36 AM Jun 8th
Please understand that I'm looking for the exception, not the rule. 4:26 PM Jun 7th
Please don’t think that being in a wheelchair gives you immunity from being creepy and disgusting. 12:47 PM Jun 7th
