Please understand that while I accept you dating multiple people it still makes me feel like I'm auditioning for a part I'm not sure I want. 3:14 PM Jul 15th
Please take off your socks if you're going to ravage me in bed. 10:46 PM Jul 14th
Please divulge your criminal history immediately. Women love full disclosure. 10:44 PM Jul 14th
Please don't announce you cleaned the house when you meant you cleaned the kitchen. 10:38 PM Jul 13th
Please don't start with a lot of momentum, texting everyday and then out of nowhere stop. Why not pace yourself? 4:23 PM Jul 13th
Please honestly be interested in what women want and not let your confidence waver when it's found out you own the movie. 10:01 PM Jul 11th
Please understand that if you're too nice you're going to get walked all over. It's life's balancing act. 3:41 PM Jul 9th
Please only say you're going to do something if you're really going to do it. Otherwise, how about keeping your mouth shut? 12:01 PM Jul 8th
Please be a nerd that works out. Chicks dig it. Some of them, at least. Me included. 2:51 PM Jul 7th
Please don't think that there's anything to the fact that I was listening to Sexual Healing when I called you. Marvin Gaye rocks is all. 2:06 PM Jul 6th
